Top jokes of RAJNIKANT

When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&
Now they call it as .............Wikipedia
 
Crazy people!!!! ;)
 
 
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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
 
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
 
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Rajnikant started college. All stud! ent were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.
 
 
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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
 
 
Guess why??????
 
 
To Iron his Clothes……………………………
 
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Rajnikant was shot today..
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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…:D
 
 
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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
 
Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar…
 
And his coach’s! name is ramaKANT J
 
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
 
 
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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
 
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well  
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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D  
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"  
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"  
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….  
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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…  
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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-
Faster ..
Better…
RAJNIKANT….    
No it should be (strictly)  
RAJNIKANT.
RAJNIKANT..
RAJNIKANT…  
Mind it
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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims
across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other  
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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”  
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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought ! a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P
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Rajni can walk  faster than light….  
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.  
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Law of Conservation of Rajni    
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.    
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One more:  
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth  
Today that powder is known as  
“AMBUJA CEMENT”